I have been passionately writing short stories since childhood. In 1980, while recovering in a hospital with a broken left arm, I made the bold decision to write a novel. I was determined to infuse my unique sense of humor into the story, and within two weeks, I completed my first novel, "Who Stole a Cigarette From Nigel?" This book tells the entertaining tale of 70-year-old hippies who defiantly continue living as if they were in their twenties.

While very few people grasped the concept, largely due to my distinctive humor, I remained unfazed. I found the story hilarious, and I still do.

In 2020, I embarked on writing my second novel, "The Foddleburg Tales Volume 1: The Curse Of The Panty Thief of Foddleburg." This captivating story follows a character who mischievously steals panties from everyone’s washing lines. Five years later, I am still perfecting it, and I am confident it’s even funnier than my first book, despite the likelihood of encountering similar misunderstandings. Additionally, I am excited to be planning a children's book that will explore a completely different genre. It will consist of a collection of short stories. I am wholeheartedly enthusiastic and optimistic about the journey ahead in my writing career.

The Fools Funnybone is a tabloid that I write and produce, providing you with real fake news. Frustrated by the traditional media tabloids and TV stations that spread nothing but lies, I decided to create my own version with entirely made-up stories.

I began writing and printing The Fools Funnybone on paper shortly after the end of B.U.M.S., the fanzine from Zeek & Giz. After two editions, I transitioned to an online format, which is still available today.

I am currently working on the fourth edition, which I hope will be online sometime next year. You can read the earlier editions here.

The uncertain Activist

Poet, know it, sow it, grow it,
Tight fit, no shit, let it rip,
And one day it will all make sense,
But until then, they sit on the political fence